[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Naija’s issues will have you slugging brandy to brain
Till you’re shitfaced like Andy Dufresne
Incompetence is rooted in our federal character
The current president is its general avatar
Downsizing happens everyday
It costs an arm and a leg to get severance pay
Bros take sides while the whole place dies
The irony of these cowards telling bold-faced lies
Defending herdsmen when we know them evil
Invaded Tuface’s state, killed innocent people
Politics a dirty game like mud wrestling
That’s a fact not just what I’m suggesting
They rob us blind like a drapery heist
Then rapidly burn bread not the bakery type
You still expecting change? No be today
They’ve turned their backs on us like brides about to throw the bouquet

[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
Nigeria is a bastion of children abuse
Lecturers stressing students in schools
Chinmark got your money and the rent is due
You screwed, who them deceive na him lose
Nigeria is a bastion of children abuse
Lecturers stressing students in schools
Chinmark got your money and the rent is due
We screwed, who deceive na him lose


[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
Parents beat kids to a pulp when angry
Y’all should be charged with assault and battery
Wrong for acting like you alien to human rights
I should mind my biz like apiarists do and thrive
Everyday the maladies increase
We wage war so we can get our salaries in peace
Things should get easier not more difficult
You ja, we bet naija, how we go do if e cut?
Masturbation, safe sex wey no need latex
Let gay people be, go ahead and make checks
I know say you dey vex, acting holier than thou
How? When you treat people like they’re lowlier than cow
You feel uncomfortable when the criticism touch you
Just politics, abi? Let this lyricist indulge you
They down to loot so they hiring thugs
Found some youths who bound to shoot like firing squads

[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
Nigeria is a bastion of children abuse
Lecturers stressing students in schools
Chinmark got your money and the rent is due
You screwed, who them deceive na him lose
Nigeria is a bastion of children abuse
Lecturers stressing students in schools
Chinmark got your money and the rent is due
We screwed, who them deceive na him lose