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Therapy Dawg
02:34
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Seems like just yesterday, I was feeling a midwife’s niceness
Now the balloon has gone up, full-blown midlife crisis
It’s like this, I used to hang with hood bimbos, few gringos
Now, it’s a fact I hardly interact like neutrinos
Phone addiction, stuck to this cell, need a jail break
Since I went into my shell, things been moving at a snails pace
With no fail safe, don’t wanna play the blame game like 50 Cent
But life would be a block buster if some act a bit different
Imagine bonding with people, anxiety attacks then hit you
I’ve tearing my hair out trying to fix these attachment issues
Bouts of depression left me with a mountain to climb
When anger wants to do a number on me, I’m counting to nine
Atimes things that vex me affect how I move , it’s often bad
Now I try to walk with a spring in my step when I’m hopping mad
My unbending will and a straight face used to rankle my brothers
But I’ve turned the corner now I see things from the angle of others
[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
I’ve lost interest in making a profit
I make a song, I don’t care if you hate it or love it
Depressive episode, what will it take to resolve it?
It’s kinda obvious, I need therapy dawg
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
Wife rants, I grab my phone first and rapidly record her
Exhibiting customs of borderline personality disorder
I don’t know if these symptoms will get shed or multiply
Invariable fear of the unknown like I’m scared of algebra
The merry go round of work makes my head spin, guy
It’s like I’m climbing up the ladder so they can let me slide
Seesawing ‘tween rich and broke, mostly my level stay down
Lastly, mood swings confirm my mind’s the devil’s playground
Hey now, only time I feel alive when my songs play
I don’t wanna live, don’t wanna die, I wanna be unmade
Endless arguments ‘cause verbally, I and wifey love to brawl
How she never on my side of the fence drives me up the wall
Chance of hypertension, processed foods are quadrupling it
Still I fuck with that, guilty pleasure like a conjugal visit
Man United playing trash while the rest balling
Wearing my love for them as a badge of honor has left me crestfallen
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2. |
Estupido
02:23
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
I’ve made some bad decisions in my life
When I cut my coat, I lack precision with my knife
Living above my means like I dwell in my office roof
My life’s at a standstill 'cause I didn’t make cautious moves
A weakness for busty hoes with lust-filled souls
Blew cash like twas out of fashion on costly clothes
Wrecked the car to pieces while texting and driving
Took out a loan for business, next thing I’m jiving
Wish I could say some nice things that's not so disgraceful
The sums I’ve on cake and ice cream, so distasteful
I was told, save some when the bank clears the check
I didn’t listen till I was up to my ears in debt
And while I was struggling to keep my head above water
Loan sharks smelt blood like the crowd at Golgotha
My dad's death broke me, our bond was strong
I wasn’t there when he died, wasn’t there when my son was born
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
Could get shot trying to overcome challenges people face
Some hurdles could land one in a pool like steeple chase
So I should have watched my back like Edward Mordake
But I said fuck it stepped on toes and stretched for more cake
Created foes that send threats, texting my celly
They’ve put a price on my head that’s heavy as Kelly
I’ve fucked up in every conceivable way
Had a future pregnant with promise now it’s considerably gray
Used to think rap was the only thing I got right
Now I feel like I was not bright to seek the spotlight
Bosses at my day job want me gone, it’s certain
If they see a window of opportunity, it’s curtains
Got off on the wrong foot, refused toe the line
Did things my own way, results weren’t so divine
There must have been some reconstruction since I last came
When did the road less traveled become the fast lane?
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3. |
King Of All Diseases
03:11
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Forty two year old having trouble with bills, what a shame!
I saved for the rainy day, but not this hurricane
My total cash amount won’t fill gas in my tank
That's after taking into account what I still have in the bank
I don’t mind doing shady deals to keep the lights on
Y’all should link me up with Eminem let me pitch these tight songs
To feed mine, I’m trying to get the bag like street crime
Been punching the clock too long, I need some me time
Inflation? What am I to say? Makes poorer by the day
I read online, friend of mine just bought an audemars piguet
While he was pitching me this risky deal, I was freaking out
Would have a feather in my cap if I didn’t chicken out
Not keen to further my schooling, why pay money for stress?
My sojourn through the lions den wasn’t a roaring success
This black cloud is about to lead me off the straight and narrow
I’m trying to expel the darkness but so far, I’ve been chasing shadows
[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
Sinking into despair, a sad state of affairs
Ever seen a fully grown man reduced to tears?
Trying not to go to pieces as the hopelessness increases
Being impoverished is the king of all diseases
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
These days, I stay home weekdays on a whim
Been in bed watching the ceiling fan, three days on a spin
No laundry done, just laying there blasting my records
Need peeps to help get my act together like casting directors
Hard to see bread nowadays, can’t recall what butter is
God been fucking me for a while, I’m bout to ask her what are we?
I’m the hot core of a collapsed dust cloud in space, a born star
That just wants to make money from his passion like a porn star
Some guy paid me 12k to pen for him, didn’t know I’d write for less
I burnt the midnight oil but never became an overnight success
Friend that’s works for DHL posted me till I got fed up
If the shoe was on the other foot, I’d give him a leg up
But I know everyone’s going through some shit things are too bloody
If I ever spit on his grave, it’ll be 16 bar eulogy
To my own ears, this all sounds terrible, very corny
Just one big pity party like a burial ceremony
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4. |
Another Jeremiad
02:18
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
To those currently at my level, don’t mean to offend you
The difference is I never reached my potential
Or maybe this is it, guilty of being negligent
My personality clashed with my intelligence
Studies took a hit, I learned to roll with the punches
Chilling with my dogs as they smoked trees in bunches
Post-weed, the munchies, they passed, I didn’t take it
Pops wanted me to be an engineer, I didn’t make it
Architect of my own destruction? Not a Shocker
Back to the drawing board, one shot in the locker
Medical Imaging with very few scrimmaging
Joined the civil service, seen the federal pillaging
Studied the system, plotting my best course
Thought I could beat them but I was flogging a dead horse
String of bad luck that I won’t harp on about
Left me hanging by a thread, suicidal? Far from that now
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
An only son, I’ve said it on some verses you keep spinning
Pops died, left me at mercy of these women
That always help each other out on the double
But don’t give two fucks, when I’m having money troubles
Maybe they think I’m crying wolf pixie sheep
And since I got the house, I’m living on easy street
They have a point, it’s like I’ve come to a full stop
Period of stagnation, though I’m shuffling two jobs
Bae shouting back to me like we’re the same age
I’ve tried every trick in the book to get us on the same page
Maybe we should take a leaf from Fab and his wife
That split after a fight start a new chapter in life
Drink ten Hail Maries and forget the planned penances
When one door closes, another opens like bank entrances
Being good to whom you call when it’s weather for two
Won’t stop them from trying to get the better of you
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5. |
Cashflow
02:50
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Peeps will keep looking for money till they age and go blind
So when they say the best things in life are free pay them no mind
It’s like coprolalia, they speak wrongfully
Most bottom-feeders can’t afford Peak 123
The price a bit steep and it’s still climbing
Even time is money, Big Ben is still chiming
It took 90 million pounds to renovate the clock tower
Just for seconds, minutes, seven chimes at the god hour
What about clothes? Best choice is bend down boutiques
Good new shirts cost over 10 thousand each
The cost of ripped jeans sounds like a rip-off
The bill to construct a wooden hanger is a stick up
There’s few good houses for rent, you must give out a huge sum
End up paying through your nose once you sniff out a good one
That’s not something to sneeze at in this cold, cold world
Where we all dance to the tune of money like go-go girls
[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
The more I make money, the more they take from me
The more that ain’t funny, it’s affecting my brain
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
Nothing is dirt cheap anymore, even a bag of sand
You buy a plot and someone else shows up to drag your land
You try to build, the price of ceiling boards is through the roof
Stick to your guns but realize your plans ain't bulletproof
The air you breathe is not free though you got lots within
It’s 5k for a small cylinder of oxygen
Neck surgery fee? E choke like strangulation
It even costs an arm and a leg for an amputation
If the price of petrol keeps rising high, get a bike
It’s like we’re being taking for a ride with every hike
The slums, what’s constant in that place? Dry pockets
Check how the cost of going space skyrockets
Love costs a pretty penny like Coomes, save your checks
Maybe the problem is me that’s too broke to pay for sex
She say 20k but what I can give is thanks for the fuck
Still if your doe no get mate, that’s bang for the buck
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6. |
The Blues
02:38
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
I’m in bed feeling blue because I’m in the red
Wifey be looking at me like a man that is dead
Like I should push drugs for the cream to provide grub for the queen
Years of paper chase yet to get the rub of the green
Black sheep that blew doe on a white elephant
Maybe what I need is connects to the right Mexican
But mum can tell you never has her son been a hoodlum
Yeah, I stole from her but it was once in a blue moon
She caught me red-handed, beat me black and blue
"Stop it!", My sis demanded and she smacked her too
But that was way back in a time of very few horrors
Now life is singing a new chorus showing its true colours
Bae told me she tells her friends her lover's a tiger
A white lie like Mungo Park discovered the Niger
Too bad I have to face all these crappy days
But it gets better when I reach the studio, my happy place
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
They told us way back the game’d be too trying for us
But my team passed the test of time in flying colours
like a veteran pilot in uniform on a red eye flight
The mic’s my light sabre, I’m a Jedi Knight
Each time I put out songs, my city’s art is elevating
Let’s paint the town red, graffiti artist celebrating
Talks of a collabo back when I met Modenine
Wrote but never got the green light to record those lines
Called a few times not like one obsessed
But maybe I went overboard and it raised a red flag, long jump ref
Missed a golden opportunity, still I’m shining
Very proud of my killer rhyming, every cloud has a silver lining
Since grey area, I’ve been on a purple patch
Dropping evergreen lines only gees in my circle match
Many say real rap is sold out, a dead market
Still when I reach the stu, they roll out the red carpet
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7. |
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Often in the firing line 'cause I can be a loose cannon
But I mostly fight the good fight, very few I’ve used hands on
I punched a colleague, my chum who said something about my mum
Since that rush of blood to the head, we’ve been at daggers drawn
Our boss reconciled us, but we don’t speak half the time
Acted like we buried the hatchet, but still got an axe to grind
Relationship worsening, he used to bump my sounds on tidal
Even if I’d let him slide, no avoiding this downward spiral
Left work for me to do last week, I had the right to lose it
To prevent to a war of words, I had to bite the bullet
Should have given him a piece of my mind like brain biopsy
If he can he can feign a sprain and act like he’s untrained, why not me?
Mutual friend tells me forget the past and hold his hand
Know where it all stems from fore bringing up the olive branch
He was lost when he first started, went out of my way to teach him
And he still bit the fingers that fought tooth and nail to feed him
[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
Friends turn enemies yet life goes on
Even if it’s been right so long, it might go wrong
If all’s fair in love and war, that’s danger for you
If you no conduct yourself, men fit change am for you
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
My hot plum used to ride shotgun, yeah I dodged a bullet
If she had a piece when she saw us, she would have rushed to pull it
Crazy, she lingered, gave me the finger, the third in hand
While I had two in the bush of this bird in hand
I was hitting the G-spot of her bestie, it was worth it
If somethin comes from the load I shot in her, she gon’ birth it
Rewind to when I was in love, had the higher desire
Bae didn’t pick her battles, always fought fire with fire
A great cook but quick to stir up trouble if bored
Being her knight in shining armor was a double-edged sword
She had a best friend that came to stay from Pickering named Jasmine
They had a running battle like Richardson and Jackson
I winked at Jasmine one day, it was hot in the park
Made my move later that night, a shot in dark
At a stage, she caught us in the act, made a terrible scene
Drama queen with bad character, performance very routine
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[Verse 1: Mic Priest]
I keep my friends close but keep my demons closer
Rattled will on the battlefield, but i'm still a soldier
When opportunity was knocked, I was seeking closure
Thinking over re-adjustments to keep me sober
Life ain't great as they say
A pencilled script, sinful thoughts I wrestle with are kay fabe
I play safe, check my steps, and hedge my bets
Still have the rug pulled like it was day trade
Penance due, Mephistopheles seeking faust
Road to righteousness, never a scenic route?
Prosperous wetlands changed by living droughts
Even memory lanes are paved with a cynic's doubt
Real Intention, seek redemption for crass sins
The golden rule, don't be a fool with a glass chin
Strayed from hope cos aimless folks turning marksmen
They past tense, if you're present, they'll morph you into a has-been
[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
For my dough to multiply quick, I need all the right scope
If I don’t run a tight ship, I’ll always walk a tight rope
Like a poacher in Brazil, I’m trying to get a Jag
But gees are strapped, I could get bagged while trying to get the bag
Still most that claim they gangster and take Panama trips
With thirst to kill, first to peel when they see banana clips
If you work where things are done right like my pitching arm
Be keeping calm, you’ll start scratch if you have an itching palm
Religion is a cover up, I’ll bring the sacred proof
And put it in my rap so only fans see the naked truth
Right there, bright idea without a shadow of doubt
When life seems too hard to bear, I swallow some stout
A motormouth, rapping bout cars I don’t own
When onstage getting shit off my chest, bras are not thrown
Star that’s not known, not a featherweight I’m better
I’ll make it after my demise, better late than never
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9. |
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[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Living in the past is asinine, regrets are much
Though I can’t turn back the hands of time, I can reset my watch
To a place with no running water, we never check the shower
Where if nip issues in the bud, you’d never get your flowers
Let it get worse then solve it and residents be happy
A stitch in time saves nine but the evidence is patchy
Clandestine meetings, no limits to Godspower
In second clothes taking minutes at odd hours
Man to a young lass you’re like a daughter to me
Still she flung her legs wide open at a quarter to three
Hold hands with no apologies, honey might not twerk
Romance with a horologist running like clockwork
Her friend wanna hang with them, she’ll think up a lie
Cos her friend could wink at her guy in the blink of an eye
Won’t ever try to get a job, mum says she’s really childish
Too much time on her hands like Billie Eilish
[Verse 2: Raheem DaDream]
Yo! Timeless, relentless
Time is how much knowledge we seek and impact while we exist and the time is now
Time, I count on you 'cause you was there before my physical
Time travelling, time is of the essence and what matter is now
Memories flown like time, time heals as the clock keep ticking
Real rap we spitting while block politicking
Time I'm still seeking till the time I finally return to my essence
Sun the present is a blessing, stop stressing
As we pressing for more twelve jewels of life through the passage of time which is more of a limited resources
Self sacrifice for a positive course 'cause what matter is now
Inhale and exhale then smoke the mic like the cigarette
Exhale just to excel, black excellence
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10. |
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[Verse 1: Roth B The Maverick]
It's the Wolf, Plasthic and Roth; Classic Combo
Make some noise, just not for Ali Bongo
The premise is, he was kept on hold in the premises
These three in the building? We hold down the premises
Strength on defense, locked out attackers
So off the wall, invaders shot down the ladders
We watched the manchis fall off
Why be open to peace talks, when we could smash the Warlocks?
Abracadabra, upstage you when you work your magic
Slash a rapper, job of the steel, not the work of Plasthic
Mav lectured, self-taught mad methods
The best swordsman, appeared in all the recent Slash records
Was live at The Dell, grim reaper who erased the booth
On my Death note, the Mic and Beats joined the names on book
Look, I'll probably die when my neighbors shoot
I live by the gun, yet to make it out the neighborhood.
[Hook: Plasthic Slash]
Faith gone? Stay strong, shake sons, break bonds
Take some state funds, make songs, great ones
[Verse 2: Stepping Wolf]
You heard it first hand, Step is on his last legs
He's a cursed man, weapon with a cracked lens
Slash ran the cat scan, he's very embarrassed
The savage made an axe man, bury the hatchet
Has a mean mouth, enticing (and Tyson) war rhythm
Had to clean house so wiped the floor with 'em
Hot with anger, he can't handle when a Mom cries
Not a gangsta, but he'll strangle you with mob ties
This old solemn coon was once a subtle youth
But you pose a problem, his gun will troubleshoot
Rob jewels, except your cold sweat beads
Body full assault (of salt) read scrolls dead sea
Knees quake, screaming "please mate" cheap skate
Kept a keepsake, bet the cheese cake on sweepstakes
Step, don't smoke that bowl' a nice wraps
or deal with his meltdown like the polar ice caps
[Verse 3: Plasthic Slash]
They glean the text and they’re stumped, "How does Charles do this?"
I’ve been the best from the jump like Carl Lewis
Even when I was new and fit the description, novice
My words on paper hit home like an eviction notice
Or the Dana plane crash, nigga take your pick
I’m the rapper named Slash, that’ll break your clique
Clever verse enunciations, dope like I took drugs
Got better word associations than book clubs
As a kid, read the room better than Kovalevskaya
In high spirits like when one that’s never sober gets hired
Babes like soft, my rap’s hard so I lost divas
Got more iron bars than the whole of Cross River
Real hip hop, they ask me what does loyalty fetch?
Well, I’m not Prince Harry, I’m still royalty checks
I keep frightening myself from broke to much money
Went from tightening my belt to having another notch on it
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