1. |
Indubitably
02:35
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[Verse 1]
The rhyming wizard, each line exquisite
Good textile, shoes reptile, some kinda lizard
With his designer fitteds each time he visits
Check genius dot com right this minute, you’ll find his lyrics
The mic’s his weapon, he writes in seconds
Morsels of baked foods, babes with him feed him like he’s seven
He despise the reverend and spite the brethren
All hell will break loose they see him sitting tight in heaven
Bumped all your beef tracks, you flaunt all your six packs
And ask how his grammar so polished? None of your beeswax
Clarion call only the righteous herd
Y’all saw Marion fall, yo she a flightless bird
Verbs on the sheet, conjunctions and nouns
Perv 'pon the beat, he not fucking around
Verse on repeat, gees be stuck on tha sound
Word on the street, he the talk of tha town
[Hook]
He waited so long to enter the game
He carries on so y’all remember the name
[Verse 2]
They say, end the street raps and save the youth
Still he’s penning beef tracks on grazing routes
Debating, perpending if Slash can raise the roof
They drag on, ghen ghen! He spits facts and blaze the booth
Hey sweet tooth, this ice cream that came in cones
Bitch got wet off a pipe dream, she’s game to bone
Talked with teen Falz fans that wore the same cologne
Never seen Charles dance? You forget Game of Thrones
Won’t see dude boogeying at clubs, He’s modenining in the stu
Peace to Nubians abroad, He’s Poseidon in a pool
He think Joe Biden is a fool, the version he’s witnessed
Deplorable loan shark, a person of interest
Know he matters to the dames, his presence bring pleasance
OG status in the game, in essence, senescence
Foes found the muppets in their team looping his songs
Angels’ll come to sound the trumpet and hear him tooting his horn
[Hook]
He waited so long to enter the game
He carries on so y’all remember the name
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2. |
Late Night Show
02:56
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[Verse 1]
See art imitates life, death captivates science
His darts irritate wives but heads appreciate rhymes
So he activate lines, low-key fan of Sinach
He spit fire, player, vote him man of the match
His dope’s illegal, he’s no Ezekiel but he knows his people
His papa was a rolling stone that drove a beetle
Rappers fussed and stole his poems, his fragrance howls
Bruv, when push comes to shove, that’s a flagrant foul
They all ass like a lifer’s cock, drill villains
Freemason with writer’s block, still building
Layman physicist, saunters just like his daddy
Vagrant lyricist, wanderlust like Icardi
Ahead of his time, he was cryopreserved
His pen is god like Priapus, it’s his biro we serve
Vigilantes horrified, bannies keep flings transactional
Militancy worldwide, Amnesty International
[Verse 2]
His wack barber bumped electronic, always half-drunk
So he switched to a guy that felt The Chronic, no more daft punk
Youngin dissed his top 5, "J Cole murders those vets
And it’s your word against mine like a coal-workers’ protest"
Seen too many moors and jerks these days strapped to gurneys
If he’s caught up in war of words, it’s a scrabble tourney
Says if you marry or honeymoon you’s a dumb fella
Yet in February, he’ll jump the broom and the umbrella
Bros, these hoes scream at him inside of new cathedrals
Cos his whole team got green like the Super Eagles
Hateful Crip, your dude can’t stand the sight of blood
Faithful G, for Wu-Tang Clan, he’d fly abroad
Angel bent on demonstrating his capabilities
Came to vent, son premonstrating his rap ability
Main event, thumbs up from Charlie? That’s validity
Even when drinking beer in PH, his tongue hardly lacks acidity
[Bridge]
A riot in the ghetto
Satire from the get go
He’s fire, bring the petrol
A crier in the metro
Desiring the XO
A liar finna get hoe
Maguire isn’t special
Like Dyer isn’t Eto'o
Admiring the deco
Inspiring a gecko
He sighing, e dey echo
This sire need a check oh!
Check oh! check oh!
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3. |
Midnight Snack
02:22
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[Verse]
"Loves sex, he’s vain" says his shell or exterior
But subject to change like the bell for next period
Art critics say his joints arthritic and lacks fluidity
But he’s God with a capital G, lacks humility
Quick to bury the hatchet, quicker to dig up the grave
Mouth on his ratchet bigger than the dick of a slave
Gives her no secrets, don’t mean that Vic of a babe
Malingering magician mastering the tricks of the trade
Huh! He got metaphors in copious amounts
Flip it to cash, be better off than OBO’s accounts
Both euros and pounds, to think he used to floss in refectories
Please, pussy people play possum perfectly
Best rhymer alive, nothing frivolous said
Will never meet his doom ‘cause King Geedorah’s dead
Yeah! Knowledge in every line, even the choruses
Got the brightest eggheads scrambling for thesauruses
Been writing weaker raps since his dog died
His side piece loves to get piggybacked and be hogtied
Hair done in a bun, babe chasing a pie in the sky
Scare some in the slum, they praying and crying he die
Microphone, his instrument for radiesthesia
Might have blown if Eastwood went and married Leticia
Rascals aim for cash and fame, key are on sale
Moves into the astral plane, leaves a contrail
Emoluments quite high, an opulent lifestyle
Crase guy, says hi when opponents drive-by
Squeezing AK’s, truth hurts, men want him now to lie
His life on the line, friends hung him out to dry
Soldiers claim to fame, spray gats till they flinch and halt
Goes against the grain, take that with a pinch of salt
Inching on till he clinch results in rarefied air
Abraham must be igbo, they sacrifice heirs (What?)
Fuck me, He just wanna eat like gluttony
The fool at forty who became streetwise suddenly
Spitting image of his alter ego, doppelgänger
Hit the village just to bother people, slow to anger
No local banger? Say no to banter
'Cause he the hopeful answer to the global cancer, social dancer
Shuttered with magnification, something in his throat
What are the ramifications of calling him the GOAT?
Young Busta Rhymes, damn! his flow is startling
Non-plussed and fine, man! these hoes be marveling
Son buss a nine then his foes be babbling
Don’t cross the line when ye throw the javelin
It’s slowly travelling, peep his demos of assonance
Crepuscular nature of his memos is sacrosanct
Absonant to modernism, mavericks cheer avarice
Born to save lives, he ain’t a doctor, he a spagyrist
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4. |
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Verse 1 [Plasthic Slash]:
Come the occasion when we lose all communication
You’ll know religion’s nothing but zombification
Solving equations with Asians, earth is spinning faster
Lyrics are revelations, verses bring disaster
to pastors, keep it in phylacteries, it’s flattery
Humans aren’t made in factories, he’s refractory
Hoes bone thugs, shit is easy to see
Here with Moses peering closely at the CCTV
No disguise, close his eyes and iniquities flee
Crooks are found once you look around inquisitively
He deplores deforestation yet he burning them trees
Sackcloth to the studio cause he mourning emcees
Turning Embiid, where there’s a will, there’s a Jada Pinkett
Couch potato looking fried in a faded singlet
Iggy types want that Biggie hype, Yeezy life
If you clapping the chrome, you bad to bone like Eazy’s wife
Rich bitch, big fish, upscale neighbourhood
Great cook, baked foods, man, her cupcakes flavor’s good
Babe, you’re rude, blew bands now she spread for bread
Southpaw wife beater, she was left for dead
He tote biscuits to chase bread, still made crumbs
His last bitch did play dumb but steals state funds
Got that resilient streak that every man respects
He moved from Nigerien streets to American express
[Hook: Stepping Wolf & Plasthic Slash]
Stray from the norm, they deny what's expected
Finger in the eye of the storm, new perspectives
Stay in mind prisons, they caught light in prisms
Slaves to rhythm, their thoughts driven
Modernism!
[Verse 2: Roth B The Maverick]
Try to put him down, he spring up like Jack in the box
The cop's done with his suspension, he's back with the force
Sheer brilliance when the Maverick's involved
Showed the Highway robbers they should tune in to traffic reports
This should illustrate the habits he taught
Stay scheming how to profit where others be static and stuck
Imagine the love for Plasthic and Roth
Gospel truth in their verses, walahi, they should rap it in church
Drag price with the bannies you fuck
Life's a bitch, you gotta negotiate more bang for your buck
Switch rhyme, spice of life for this seasoned vet
Emo bitches getting fucked up like pity sex
Horny Insomniac or still in bed?
This rap figure arouses woke MCs and sleepy heads
Las gidi, he's the city rep
Rapped with him so much, Slash thought Mav was in PTF
[Hook: Stepping Wolf & Plasthic Slash]
Stray from the norm, they deny what's expected
Finger in the eye of the storm, new perspectives
Stay in mind prisons, they caught light in prisms
Slaves to rhythm, their thoughts driven
Modernism!
Verse 3 [Stepping Wolf]:
Oh it's another sixteen, the kicks clean
Paint a perfect picture like the Sistine, pristine
To spark a conversation he combust
Ignite his windpipes, enlighten you somewhat
Cause he's a master of the skies, a bald face eagle
brown eyes on the prize, sight all down sides
Life's marathon, same laps as we all chase evil
He go against the grain like rice weevils
Find him on farm harvest the devil's lettuce
Fuck what you heard, it's a shepherd fetish
Don't play by it the book, he said it in the hook
Go listen to the chorus or end up ourobous
Don't let the chode explode, it's a big sin
gave her the mother-load, forgot the pig skin
She cute, skeet on sheets, avoid a blood bath
or all disputes will be swept under the rugrats
[Hook: Stepping Wolf & Plasthic Slash]
Stray from the norm, they deny what's expected
Finger in the eye of the storm, new perspectives
Stay in mind prisons, they caught light in prisms
Slaves to rhythm, their thoughts driven
Modernism!
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5. |
No Spare Time For Errors
02:29
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[Verse 1]
To err is human but he a beast on tha mic
Risky business to frisk the witness, he’s bona fide
Scars tha reason to write, bars are prison for life
An omen, limited atonement, he’s Gomarite
Combination of wisdom and might is his exoskeleton
No room for improvement, it’s a death row cell he’s in
Dextrose, medicine and water, a short vision
Pregnant kamikaze pilot, abort mission
He got the right of way on the way to Yaba Left
Was it bright or gray on the day his papa slept?
After the wake, stayed woke bumping Lonnie Lynn
Art’s tight but he sling hard white like Johnny Sins
Spoken poems that open domes, bosses marvel
A product of a broken home that lost his marbles
And found bricks, he’s now slick, got shorties flirting
He’ll rob the streets blind till God draws the curtains
[Verse 2]
Tattoos, the white bandage, he the type of man
That’s good with sign language, peep the sleight of hand
Pants sagging, fans drag him, he shuns the sawdust
Never jumps on bandwagons, he’s on the tour bus
Wrestled his inner demons, wack tag team
Trying to get the lion share of what the cat dragged in
Introverted womanizer, could be hitting on ya wench
Reserved player, hoes ride him while sitting on tha bench
Mastermind who calvinize troops and galvanize youths
To balkanize groups while sipping alkalized juice
Analyze dudes who advertise goods, randy bastards
Stall the bots, he call the shots like anti-vaxxers
The older god, way older than Huehueteotl
Sends a feature verse, they try to waylay his vocals
He'd hand dudes a packet, plenty sums cause terror
They couldn’t handle the racket, too many unforced errors
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6. |
Poetry In Motion
03:13
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[Verse 1]
He’ll develop dialects they’ll study in citadels
His sister can’t resist her, struggling to meet Adele
And greet Pharell, too grown to pay the wrong piper
Despair when he got praised after he changed his son’s diapers
Proponents of gender equality quite quiet
Pies tied to size, stick to the right diet
Beers his mouth tastes would scare the South states
Met some Formula 1 fans that don’t care about race
He travel with a varlet and preach less migration
With words that intoxicate and bring excitation
Writing in ciphers with letters that bear ceriphs
Since a pisher he’s known for cheddar his peers perish
He medicates, feeds then decimates beats
Presume his rap supreme how he educate peeps
But largely plays to the gallery when he paints pictures
Don’t ask if the serpent repents, you’ve read the same scripture
[Verse 2]
A player till the pearly gates, forty-two complete seasons
What penalty for a senator who commits treason?
Death before dishonor, most hated gravediggers
Iratest origami artiste, greatest shapeshifter
Beauty or brains for bairns, some help might save niggas
Brag but quick to grab dumb belles like weightlifters
Secretary gets fried, this week he fired her
Don’t ever get married to a secret admirer
Servant who worked in taverns, he hardly knew her
Known opposer but did propose to party poopers
A sceptre-wielding spectre commands respect
Through divorces, some discover life’s an unplanned expense
Loves groups who put some thought into how their bars laced
Coteries who drop esoteric songs like Czarface
Finders keepers but he found one fair-weather friend
Who ignores every signore once their cheddar ends and scares better men
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[Chorus: Angelika_belle]
For once, I put me first
I’m on the line this time
I’ll keep me satisfied
It’s time you recognize
That I don’t need you for nothing
See the times have changed, they’re floating
I, I don’t…
[Verse 1: Plasthic Slash]
Flights unplanned, bikes on hand, miles on land
No man is an island even on the Isle of Man
Old memory card took him down memory lane
To when he rejected medicine like Emily Jane
And chose to emcee, he’s been ill a long time
Skilled with strong lines still he’s unsigned
His decisions bring a thrill like gun crimes
With religion, they tried to kill his young mind
Bump his tapes or you’s a shallow one with a grudge
Even his mum slept on him, let Solomon be the judge
Some chaff fed to his fans, it’s all sweet cause they
Buried their heads in the sand, blind to his feet of clay
Companionship is overrated, quote unquote
Build friendships or burn bridges, whatever floats your boat
His babe’s paper’s large fam, stays at Parkland
And got an ass fit for a freak show like Sarah Bartmann
[Chorus: Angelika_belle]
For once, I put me first
I’m on the line this time
I’ll keep me satisfied
It’s time you recognize
That I don’t need you for nothing
See the times have changed, they’re floating
I, I don’t…
[Verse 2: MC Lace]
Its like mind over matter, food on a platter
Chop it up what's the next Sepp, nigga blatter.
Mountaineering through the Swiss Alpine
Slash said no first person references, I'll pine
Check it out, playboy don't wreck it out
Fuck so may hoes they call him the wrecking ball
He just trying overcome prostate, the wrecking ball
Testicular cancer, mobilising MAMSER
Wicked like IBB in '87 or Buhari in '85
Just tryna stay alive
Deep dive in the beehive on a daily
Sleep drive and the revive on a daily
Levi jeans too cool? He Isreali
Can't fuck with these niggaz from Nnewi
Reason why they killed Tupac? Makavelli
The root of all evil is jealousy and envy
[Chorus: Angelika_belle]
For once, I put me first
I’m on the line this time
I’ll keep me satisfied
It’s time you recognize
That I don’t need you for nothing
See the times have changed, they’re floating
For once, I put me first
I’m on the line this time
I’ll keep me satisfied
It’s time you recognize
That I don’t need you for nothing
See the times have changed, they’re floating
I, I don’t…
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8. |
The Big Shakedown
03:14
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[Chorus]
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
[Verse 1]
Discography, smorgasbord of lyrical styles
Cisco-savvy, poor password for critical files
Grave mistake, chose to bury his head in the sand
Prayed with faith and raised the stakes, lead in his hand
Phantom dojos get banned and random photos get scanned
Expression like an abandoned Peugeot, deadpan
All rhymes conform, solves crime for fun
Mercedes lorry full of contraband, call 911
He ain’t the sorta hippy that calumnies bug
Walked barefoot, Amichi to Arondizuogu
Lump sum for madman, he can build highways
Bumped Son Of Adam, began to feel irie
Honest to God truth? He’s a daredevil
Ethnolinguistic mystic that blares metal
Colleens in his locale wanna marry Aubrey online
Rather than writers block, a gallimaufry of rhymes
[Chorus]
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
[Verse 2]
When he snaps, no cheese, it’s forensic photography
Prick wey too show dey show himself, authentic pornography
Hold your spouses tight, he’s a wife magnet
In the same boat as him? You got no life jacket
Say he way too old and too godly for twerks
Playful soul with a huge body of work
Got a glock fi loose ends, shines, noctilucence
Penny for his thoughts? He’ll quickly drop his two cents
Let’s talk of the schemes, he’s harnessing currently
Had the rub of the green, now caressing currency
Locked in studying doctrines of Ubiquitarians
Raps out of the world, best to group him with aliens
Scaled a ditch to bail the rich, is that fair play?
Email his bitch an attachment on a bad hair day?
Put down his spouse from jail, put up his house for sale
Arrested development but he’s out on bail
[Chorus]
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
The gods keep strolling, trolling, rolling on
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9. |
The Edge
02:24
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[Verse 1]
He might duck it quite sudden, try Budden
Habadasher who always push the right button
Bright glutton, likes mutton, ask his mama
Alcohol then Panadol the katzenjammer
The livewire lights kaya, drive-by ya
The burning question is, what caused the wildfire?
A radiographer and a crazy old rapper
Dress like Bonny royals, they be so dapper
The inaudible’s deplorable, rather write
An albumful of illaudable blatherskite
Cold on mics, soul on ice like Ras Kass
Was bummy now swimming in money, he splash cash
Hooked on proses, check what the dude composes
Despise ghostwritten verses like the Books of Moses
His sister’s monkeying around in a Banana republic
Playing songs on a deck that her mama refurbished
[Hook]
Delightful disciple since high school
His rivals recycle his haikus
Shoots rifles, suicidal would like to
invite you this night to his recital
[Verse 2]
The great king daydreams of Beijing slay queens
Ask your new bitches whose plaything they’ve been
Stunted, his wife taunted, his life hunted
Lost a small fortune in a Fortune 500
But what he got out a stranger’s house na tenfold
Chase greenbacks like Danger Mouse and Penfold
He drop bombs, your pen fold like pen knives
Curiosity killed the cat, it used to have ten lives
Never too relaxed, clever dude with raps
His wingman scores chickens, that’s another feather to his cap
A yes man who nevers take no for an answer
Blessed fam, you better make dough from enhancers
Migration, the right nation, gyration
Only time he gave his life to Christ, libation
Threatened his daughter, cash cow heading to slaughter
Burned bridges now career’s dead in the water
[Hook]
Delightful disciple since high school
His rivals recycle his haikus
Shoots rifles, suicidal would like to
invite you this night to his recital
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10. |
True Love
02:00
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[Verse 1]
He snatched victory from the jaws of defeat
Escaped by the skin of his teeth, free from the wars on the street
That killed scores of his peeps, indeed it’s giving him some trouble
Delusional laundryman, living in a bubble
Significant other is rounding up college
Peeps throw coins at her, fountain of knowledge
"Have nothing to do with him, he’ll get jailed"
But she threw caution to the wind and set sail
Rickety love boat with the sickest of thugs known
Fidgety, snub-nosed, got tickets to all shows
Spend the whole day with friends and Coldplay
Plenty roads paved, didn’t mend his old ways
His vocals is even greater, should be singing a hook
But his focus, illegal paper till they bring him to book
Chasing decimals till the point of no return
Drug money not companies he’ll join and slowly earn
[Verse 2]
Crooked cops are hard now, they gon’ hustle who they can
Never lets his guard down, no Apostle Suleiman
Ill on the beat plus real on the streets and in a vest
Steel up and squeeze to kill off the beef like rinderpest
Nigga rest, dude attends weddings uncouth
Mom would stress it, formal dressing ain’t his strong suit
They told him find a new chick, love triangle quick
No doubt, he got that moolah like Bayern Munich
But he stayed true, issues? Talks to mitigate
Hair ruffled? Kerfuffle, she loves to titivate
Began to call her friends a bunch of hags
When she started hanging at the gym, she became his punching bag
His iron fists in velvet gloves ripple flesh
The baba’s here for the long run like Tirunesh
Before the Notre Dame caught fire, she had a hunch
One man’s meat, his woman’s poison, she packed his lunch
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