[Verse 1: Lord G.E.M]
Early in the morning and, stretching and yawning
Then, my phones going off , it’s my nigga straight calling me
Talkin bout “yo I got a party we could party
And a bottle of Bacardi, for the barbie with bodies
And let’s go!!!", all white dress code
I cop the Rose and a bottle of XO
Shortie at the back there looking all fresh bro
I’m hungry AF, and she looking like french toast
The neck froze, gemstones, hello let’s goooo baby
We party outside, and we celebrating
It’s G to the E to the M, with his dick in his hand
See your girl friend salivating
Oh gad I’m crazy, and drunk as fuck
What is heavy chunk of skunk that I puff at once
What’s a little motorcycle to a monster truck
Get crush if you ever try to cross my block
I’m too big to be messed with
Don’t you ever stress this
Level of finessing, is a lesson that I’m blessed with
Settings, heavy as the bezels on my necklace
Death wish to anybody messing with the flex kid
Hear ye hear ye, the ruler’s back
So pay attention in class, while I school you cats
When you walk in to a party, you spot a hot shortie, give her Champagne with a flute attached
I Hope you take notes, so I be giving you cues man
Chill back relax, while puffin the Cuban
Less than 10 seconds, shortie starts stepping, right to your direction, now she wanna ughhh man
That right!
See I be done for the night
Come on girl I had so much fun for the night
I’m too fly for regular, 1st class particular
Your cruise is vehicular? I’m touching the sky
I’m too high!

[Verse 2: Plasthic Slash]
12th July 2012, Ada’s best birthday
I was driving down Port Harcourt-Aba expressway
Bought a new car some days back, Toyota Camry
She was having a small party, good time to know her family
In the car with me were my niggas Duff and Wamese
Wamese was talking about some girl he made take off her panties
From the abode to Rumuola Road, ‘twas all rapid
Then we got NTA Road and saw traffic
Delayed by an hour then we reached our destination
Benitex Hotel before the party’s expiration
Things were in full swing like break time in elementary
Ada and I sipped great wine, she fed me mentally
Then she said, there’s work tomorrow, time to end this
Took the words right out my mouth like a French kiss
My homies had fun till eleven PM
Checked my inbox, had more than seven DMs
I’ll reply at home dearies, please give me a break
Ada looking so teary as she gave me the cake
I said, "Be calmed, don’t be alarmed, I’ll see you later"
Then we were gone for good like the arms of the crusaders
In no time reached Rumuomasi roundabout
Duff dozing, see as dude full back seat, down and out
Two turns later, I sense a spot of trouble
Picked up a tail, like I dropped my novel
Duff woke, headlights off on such dark street
Couldn’t tell if the car was made in Europe or the Far East
Thinking how my gate could become a crime scene
I circled the block and the car was still behind me
At that moment, we were all sober state, G
Now you know we have suspicions, trying to overtake me?
They kept swerving left then right but I blocked ‘em off
All the while honking their horn, bet I shocked 'em all
Sure they cocked 'em guns, no be to shoot one tire
Duff lay flat in the back expecting gunfire
I been no want die by the gun like the best rapper from the east coast
I thought fast, make I head for the nearest police post
So I drove quickly to Shell IA
Away from them dudes no want make I smell Friday
They followed us all the way to the gate
Then we saw they were cops with faces enraged
Turned out they followed us cos we had no licence plates
I’d paid for everything but those items late
Them be dey the roundabout when we pass with better speed
Long story long, gave 'em 2k they let us leave
And so whatever a man sow he has to reap
Got home and in minutes we were fast asleep
Thank God we didn’t get shot, crash the whip and die
Far from my mind as I dreamt of Ada’s hips and thighs
What a day!